Monday, December 22, 2008

Reporting live from somewhere sexy...

OK so i haven't blogged for a while, a lot going on but the clip is fully loaded so its time to fire!

first of all, you know what really grinds my gears...

1.Kids that are too big for strollers.. and are in strollers!! WALK YOU LAZY SONOVABITCH!!

2.Old people... don't you think your time has come...and gone...

3. People who hit you up online and only say "waddup"... and that's it, omg if you dont have anything to say why bother me?

4. ignorant people... fuck you

5. People who act one way when you first meet em then change over time. Really,dont bother if you know your just putting on an act. If you have to change cause you think I wont like the real you then i wont like any version of you

6. Duhh

7. Badly dressed people. Ever heard of Macys?

8. Ex girlfriends. STOP CALLING ME!!!

Well thats about it for now ladies and gents, till next time


PaNiC! BOOM! Silence...

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Ok so yea...

hello once again readers, this time around we're gonna step outside the box and i'm going to really let you know how my mind works

First of all, this has been buggin me all week : What the fuck is the difference between a sport coat and a blazer?

now that thats been said ( clears throat ) let me talk a little bit about common courtesy.
If someone asks how your day is going dont be a dick and not ask them back, anyone who does that is a real asshole and if you are someone who does that then yea... i'm talking about you

Dont you find it annoying when people ask you if you missed them? Here's what you do in a situation like that...

Person 1 : "Hey babe did you miss me?"

Person 2 : " That depends, how much was it last time?"


i mean really, people are such arrogant assholes that they need to know they're on somenes mind? jeez, shut the fuck up

moving on...
Its been said that people change all the time... FUCK THAT!
no one ever changes, you just dont see them for what they really are until its too late

Just remembered, dont you hate it when your talking to someone ( online/text ) and they put "lol" after everything? i mean seriously, me saying "hello" isnt funny, but if your looking in the mirror i guess i understand

(Sidebar : If Prince is just a symbol does that mean his wife is Mrs. ( enter symbol here ) ?

I ALMOST FORGOT!!!
TRENDZ WELCOME BACK!!! ( gives nod of approval...then cries )

oh yea, Beez, Swagguary is next month, ... need i say ooww?

to the idiots that dont read my blog, fuck you, yea i can say that cuz you'll never read this anyway
to those who do... you make me wanna wish i had an air guitar ( lol get it?)

Till next time readers

PaNiC BOOM! Silence...

Thursday, December 4, 2008

12/4/08

ok so this is the first edition of the PaNiC! Blog, welcome to you all, now straight to business>>>

First of all let me tell you the three dumbest questions you can ask someone who recently got a tattoo...

1. "Did it hurt?" ( Of course it hurt you idiot, someone just put a needle in my skin and drew on me like a piece of notebook paper! )

2. "What did your parents say?" ( Who cares!!! What are they gonna tell me, take it off? )

3. " I was thinking about getting one, what do you think i should get?" ( How about "Stupid" written backwards on your forehead? That way whenever you look in the mirror you will know your a fool for asking someone else what you should put on YOUR body )


Serious note:
Just heard that one of the teachers in my highschool has been accused of molestation... ( good thing i graduated )
The whole situation kinda makes me wonder, is that why he put his phone number at the bottom of my old test papers when he gave them back? ( JUST KIDDING! )

Now when people ask me about highschool i'll just say " I didn't go to Naz, I went to Canarsie."

lol till next time readers

PaNiC! BOOM! Silence...